1. Hey, I said no hickies!
Here’s a tip, if everyone knows that your boyfriend is away, you should not be putting stuff about hickies on Facebook. Wow.
2. When he sees this…
When he saw this ‘open letter’ I would have
loved to have seen his face. These days, when someone cheats on you,
you can tell EVERYONE on Facebook, Genius.
3. Um, no, I’m definitely married
Before you ask someone if they are single online, you might want to check their profile. The chances are, you will find all the information you need there.
4. Caught in the hotel room
Of course, when you’re telling the world
about your husband’s infidelity, you can always tag him in the status.
That way, you can make sure that everyone knows just what he’s done.
5. It’s not really that complicated, Carmen!
After you’ve been caught cheating IRL, it’s probably better if you don’t say anything at all on Facebook. That way, no one will call you on your BS.
6. Bet Vicky regrets this one!
Eek. Well, James W certainly was not happy
about what Vicky had been doing with James M. Do you think she chose
guys with the same name so she’d never slip up and say the wrong one?
7. Airing out your dirty laundry
Some arguments are better had in private. Having this discussion on Facebook only makes you all look foolish. I would have thought that was obvious.
8. So, is the party off then?
This is one of the funniest ways to tell
the world that your partner has cheated on you. I can’t help feeling
that Eleanor never wanted the party to begin with.
9. Better off alone!
This all seems normal until you get to the very last comment. “He wanted to b with his wife” Oh, okay then Lynette… So, you were the one his was cheating with then?
10. Who is a 38-C then?
If a guy has multiple bras lying around his
home, you should probably be careful about seeing him. The chances are,
he’s seeing basically every other girl in town.
11. Wendee, is that really you?
I can’t work out whether this is actually
Wendee telling the world she had an affair or if Scott got hold of her
Facebook password. Either way, it’s genius.
12. There are spies EVERYWHERE
Having an affair is one thing, but bragging
about it with your mates? URGH! This man is the worst kind of person
that there is. Well done to the lady who decided to take this photo.
13. This is not the most subtle approach
Well, this is awkward. Why on earth this
person thought that it was okay to post this I will never, ever know. I
feel sorry for her boyfriend.
14. This is a WARNING!
If someone has your Facebook password, they
have the perfect way to get revenge on you in an instant. This is one
of the funniest statuses I’ve ever read. OMG.
15. Marshall is now single
When I read this one, my jaw actually dropped. Marshall should have known better than to cheat on this lady right here!